Biggest!

Ok, I probably don't have to tell you what this is about!
As some of you know, I have made a blog on longest, smallest, and now biggest!
Here it goes...
Biggest commercially available hamburger.

Weighing in at 164.8 pounds you can find this monstrosity at Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan for a hefty $400.

Biggest shoe.

With the ability to fit over 30 people within it leathery interior, the world’s largest shoe can be found in Turkey standing at 5.5 meters long and 1.83 meters high.

Largest drum set.

It is made up of 340 pieces, owned by Mark Temperato.

Ok, I could have done more but I am running out of time so that's all but be sure to check my blog for latest updates!

Amusing Anandi.

Dog!(again)

Well..I already told you about my dog, but here is the latest developments.
1. Ivan gave him a bath and used human soap on him when we weren't looking. (aaaaaaaaak!)
2. He pooped on me when I picked him up.
3. We had a tug of war to see who gets the shoe.
4. Seems to have developed a taste for toes.....
5. Decided to adopt the skateboard.

In all it has been pretty rough but we have survived (barely)

PS. That dog is not ours.

Amusing Anandi.

Smallest!

Well....Some of you have seen my blog on longest(I skipped shortest) so I have been inspired to do smallest!
I have searched the internet for ideas and it is amazing what you can find!
There are loads which I can come up with but I decided to share just a few today.

In favour of my sister, Nadia, who plays the violin I have looked up the worlds smallest violin made by a 66 year old man named Chen Lianzhi. 
This violin has a 1cm long body!

I also looked up the smallest roadworthy car!
It is amazingly small and I can NOT believe it is roadworthy!
It is 41 inches high and 26 inches wide.
 
Of course, someone else may have made a smaller car but if you ask me this is still a really small car!

I also love to read so I looked up the smallest book ever published.
It cost an amazing $15,000 (Don't ask why) to make and is called Teeny Ted from Turnip Town which was written by Malcom Douglas Chaplin and you would need a scanning electron microscope to read a copy!
Of course I couldn't find a picture due to it's small size. Measuring just 70 micrometres by 100 micrometres I am not surprised.

Stanislav Konenko and Anatoly Konenko have made the smallest aquarium ever!
Measuring 33mm wide by 24mm wide and 14mm deep, it is the smallest aquarium ever made.
You can actually held it in the palm of your hand.
 It contains several  miniature zebra danio fish.
Wow!









Ok, well that's it for now but be sure to check soon for more posts by me.

PS. Sorry that I couldn't get any pictures but it sort of...malfuctioned.

Amusing Anandi.                                               

Dog!

We got a dog!
Yay!/AAAK!
We got the dachshund yesterday and wasn't that hard to do!
First we had to drive there(a hour and a half trip) through the heat with my brother, Ivan singing at the top of his lungs!
Then, when we got there, we couldn't decide which one to take. We finally settled on the golden brown male and had tea with the owners.
When we got into the car we realized that we didn't have a box or basket for him to sit in!
I had to hold him for a while but Ivan, who held unto the dog whenever he could started to scream and the dog started to struggle.
Me and my sister, Nadia started to panic!
We pulled over, got a box for the puppy and some snacks, and settled in the car.
Then the REAL trouble began!
We couldn't decide what name to give him and all through the 2 hour trip back, we were suggesting names and trying to come up with a perfect name.
Finally my mom suggested that we should name him something to do with music so we came up with the idea of Treble!
Like the treble clef! We decided that the name suited him and his nickname was Trouble!(Ivan insisted)
Then me and Nadia had to care for him through the night! Getting up to take him to the bathroom every hour!
We were exhausted by morning and I thought "That was a lot of work!" But when I look at the tiny bundle sleeping on the floor I think it was worth it.

 PS. I wanted to get a picture of our dog here but I couldn't.

Amusing Anandi.

     

Fun city!

Today I went with my family to fun city!
It went a little like this....
First off, we drove up to the entrance but we took what we thought was a "shortcut". It had rained the day before and the path was.....well, a little bumpy/slushy/wonky! My dad saw that the only way through was to drive fast so the next thing I know, I am sailing through the air and bumping my head on the cars roof!
When we finally got there, I didn't see much point going to fun city....the ride there was good enough!
When we entered into the water park, it was awesome! There were water slides everywhere and a kiddies pool!
Me, Nadia, and my dad went on almost all of the rides(most of them ending up with us screaming "we are gonna die!")
When we were done doing all the rides, we got even more soaked. It had started to rain. (the irony is killing me)
So we did what every sensible person would have done. "RUN!!"
We hurried to the car and fell down, exhausted on the seats.
In all.....it. was. AWESOME!
I had a lot of fun but I think they should also insert a swimming pool JUST for swimming.

Amusing Anandi.

PS. As you may have noticed, I have changed my name from Awesome Anandi to Amusing Anandi, to make sure nobody thought I was boasting. Also, my link is now www.anandisong.blogspot.com

Longest.....

Well....I have decided to write about long!
Like the longest building, the longest hot dog, and the longest hair!
It was amazing for me to see how many incredible things you can find by just typing in "long" on the keyboard!
Here are a few.....
Longest hair!(I think.)

Longest snake in the world:

This snake is said to be the longest snake to be in captivity.
It is over and amazing 25 feet long.

I also looked up the longest name for a place on earth and it won't fit on one line, if you know what I mean....
Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatraj
athaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisa
nukamprasit.
Wow! Imagine putting that on a sign!
It is also said that Barnaby Marmaduke has set the record for the longest name on earth.It goes like this.....
Barnaby Marmaduke Aloysuis Benjy Cobweb Dartagnan Egbert Felix Gaspar Humbert Ignatiuis Jayden Kasper Leroy Maximilian Neddy Obiajulu Pepin Quilliam Rosencrantz Sexton Teddy Upwood Vivatma Wayland Xylon Yardley Zachary Usansky!
Imagine if he used his full name in an autograph!

I also looked up the longest hot dog in the world (i am hungry) and found the "LONGEST HOT DOG IN THE WORLD"!
 
The longest hot dog measured 203.80 m (668 ft 7.62 in) and was made by Novex S.A. (Paraguay) at the Expoferia 2011, in Mariano Roque Alonso, Paraguay, on 15 July 2011.
Imagine eating that!

Anyways, there is a lot more that I don't know about but that is about it for now.
I hope you enjoyed my blog and if you have noticed that I am writing a lot more it is because I am trying to catch up with all the time I didn't write so enjoy!

Awesome Anandi.

LOL!

"lol" stands for laugh out loud as a lot of people know and that is one of the reasons I started this blog!
 To make people laugh!
I know I once did this in my last blog but just to make sure people see a few of my jokes I am going to post a few of my favourite jokes here! (I didn't make the jokes though.)

1. Piano tuner: "Sir, I have come to tune your piano."
Man: "I didn't send for you."
Piano tuner: I know, your neighbors did."

2. What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk delivery truck.

3. Teacher:"What is a pupil's favourite expression at school?"
Pupil:"I don't know."
Teacher:"Right!"

4. What do you call a girl with a bucket and spade on her head?
Sandy!

5.Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you around.

6. Knock. knock.
Who is there?
Nod.
Nod who?
Nod you again!

Now a few pictures.....

               

         











Ok, thats it for now but be sure to check for more later!
Also please comment if you have ideas what I can write about.
Awesome Anandi.

Tongue twisters!

Have you ever tried to do a tongue twister?
It's lots of fun but it takes practice!
Here are a few.....

 (By the way, this has 36 P's in it!)
 "Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter piper picked,
if Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter piper picked?"

 "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"

"Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?"

" Stupid superstition!"
(Say that a few times!)

"Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick."

And now, for the big ending!.....

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.
Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.

 Ok, so now that's all for now!
I hope you enjoyed my blog.
Awesome Anandi.

PS. I copied the last part from a website.

I'm free!

Vacation has started! A whole month without school!
Of course parents might not think so...
Most kids (including me) can't help but try to do something that will bring some fun into the house! (or chaos as parents call it)
Here is a sample of what I want to do this summer....

1. Try to do a split.
2. Write a loooong story.
3. Break a record.
4. Do something random.
5. Do the chicken dance on the roof.

So I guess parents better look out.....

Awesome Anandi.